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Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present.
Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out for small segments where they chanted upbeat slogans while speaking with the children about the dangers of Trans-phobia, followed by an exhibition of fantastic dance moves.
Twinkle Bee, one of the more senior twerking queens split her legging pants forcing a completely accidental “wardrobe malfunction”. But that didn’t stop Mr. Deniro from roaring in approval at the display, clearly his favorite part of the show. After “tucking” things in and back to normal, the children un-shielded their eyes and Twinkle Bee explained to the children that her genitalia does not dictate who she is, and reminded the kids that they were more than welcome to try on the little boy princess dresses graciously donated by Charlize Theron after the show.
Twinkle Bee then introduced a guest star, none other than Robert Deniros significant other, wife Grace Hightower. Grace decided to come completely out at the event, which in retrospect would explain why Mr. Deniro was in attendance.
Mrs. Hightower wore a beautiful black dress showing off her definitive signature neck roll, fishnets and stilettos. She read a book authored by her very own husband titled “Georgie’s friend Caramel”, a heartbreaking story about a young boy who befriends a down on her luck homeless transvestite living at the bus station. Georgie finds not only a friend, but a lover, while the story teaches the children the dangers of bigotry and trans rights. Illustrated by Alyssa Milano.
After reminding the children that they can be what ever they want and should “try all things”, Mrs Hightower bravely came out to the children as a “pre-op story teller”. Deniro applauded again, tearing up. Many of the children just seemed confused. One thing is certain, the children were entertained by the big smiles, bright colors, charismatic twerkers and general showmanship.
Many parents ensured their children would not only return, but also participate at the ” little boys only dress up after party” with many of the boys just excited to do what ever their parents showed mutual interest in.
Jill, a mother of 3 boys said “I always knew I wanted my boys to be open minded like I am, and this program makes that happen”. Thoughts on all of this? Sound off below in the comments.
It is fine for adults to do and be whatever they want. I have no problem with that. But children should not be exposed to any sexual conduct or discussion at least until teen or pre teen ages. As far as pushing an agenda on children that are in elementary school. Talking about transexuals and transvestites is in my opinion going to far. It’s like trying to program an entire generation to not be able to form they’re own views. Or to develope into the person they will be on a stand point of sexual Identity, religion, what they are comfortable with. Most importantly it is telling children than christian morals are bigotry. When adultery, fornication and all types of sexual conduct are not excepted by the god of the old or new testament. Torah and bible alike, jadahism and christianity is not even an option for these children. They are being programed to reject the teaching of both.