Dr. Fry. J. Cook has informed us that Burger King’s impossible Whopper can cure Corona / covid19 in men as long as appropriate daily consumption is met for a 30 day regimen, by overloading the system with estrogen and or estrogen mimickers. The Daily news reports: “US doctors have started …

In an all exclusive interview with 60 minutes tonight’s Anderson Cooper, Alexandria Cortez sits down and tells it all, and while most of her life was charming and sweet there is one black spot: she ran with the notorious street gang known as the Latin kings. After talking some about …

In an interesting move, Fauci doubles down on the need to vaccinate, and teams up with Bill Gates and the World Health Organization to make things happen a little quicker. On Sean Hannity’s Fox talk show today Fauci tells listeners: We need to cure the world. And the only way …

Andrew Cuomo is working in the epicenter of the nation’s pandemic and he proposes a solution, a vaccine. But Cuomo also raises an excellent question: “What good is a vaccine IF only 95% of Americans get It?” You know what? He may be right. Andrew cuomo held a press conference …

Genius Founder of Google Larry Page is fighting the covid19 virus by brute force, because they really do care. “Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what’s best for everyone. Our push creates a safe populace.” says Google CEO. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he …

Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China virus”, …

Pay pal CEO Daniel Schulman is stepping in to ensure mandatory Covid19 vaccine schedules are adhered to, by implementing a spending cap of $100 per month for users who fail to vaccinate on time. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …

Nothing surprises us anymore. In and outlandish move, xbox CEO Phil Spencer is recommending a ban or restriction from the xbox and online gameplay if gamers do not participate in the up-and-coming covid 19 vaccine cure. The CEO States users will have their Xbox Live accounts restored once proof of …

Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …

Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …