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He complained so much we just gave him Zelda – Nintendo on Leguizamo. Great news, the Mario movie has spawned so much success that they are creating a multiverse. The next one being an untitled Zelda movie. While we do not yet know the name, or story of the movie, …

This is a guest post as read by Geralt of Rivia. Scroll down for the audio. In a shocking turn of events we find out why Henry Cavill was fired. Apparently it was more than just his refusal to get political. Yes, the Man of Steel may just be too, …

Disney head concept artist Darneeka Jones was given the green light by top executives to release character art for the titled Capitan America spinoff Bucky and Cap: Muddy waters with the bigot brigade. Darneeka says in a 22 word tweet ” I’m just doing my job and I’d do it …

In a crazy turn of events, Chris Chan, backed by several civil liberty groups, was allowed to change his gender to “hedgehog” in the Michigan State Prison system earlier this week. The ACLU works to ensure that lesbian, gay, furry, pangender, transgender, and other non conforming people can live openly …

Its only fair states Amazon’s top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol “or else”. I am just not …

I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed.Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, …

The Gameboy Mini is about to be released. But they are doing it right this time. No more “Gameboy”, which is not very inclusive to other video game players. Reginald Fils-Aimé, Nintendo of America CEO is telling us today that they will be doing more to include the downtrodden and …

Its only fair states Amazon’s top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol “or else”. I am just not …

We don’t discriminate, says viperlord69420. “We’re not that type of community and we don’t tolerate bigotry. So during the month of June the top 50 clans have committed to shagging your dad instead of your mom after each victory.” Activision spokesperson says that’s all fine and dandy. And for the …

Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It’s now under fire.While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say:Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don’t play second fiddle to that. Their are not many things that Russia’s …