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Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It’s now under fire.
While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say:
Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don’t play second fiddle to that. Their are not many things that Russia’s proud of. Voda, klashnikoffs and Tetris. Well Russia, today we spit on you and your Tetris. We don’t need that poison. It’s GONE.
Taking a page from the Tech Giants playbook, Joe Biden signed an executive order today outlawing Tetris from being sold or even played.
Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo play stores have all pulled every variation of Tetris from their stores. It’s also being reported by CNN’s own Don Lemon that all online versions of the game will be swapped with various versions of Dr. Mario for free.
GameStop and other used game stores have 90 days to remove any and all variations of the Russian Tetris game, before facing fines or legal action.
Any versions of Tetris you may own must be turned in to your local police department for a mass game burning at your states capitol.
Biden, after signing the deal started to whisper something, almost chant like. His other cabinet members chiming in. As it grew louder we could make out the chant. “Game over. Game over. Game over” reverberated throughout the north wing of the White House. The oval office was in an uproar. Clearly one of their prouder moments. Great job guys!
