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The Satanic Temple has awarded “Fiend of the year” to one top ranking devil, Mr. Anthony fauci. Anthony, who has with good faith and courage used his power and influence bestowed upon him from Lucifer to torment, cause maladies, or elicit dreams, emotions, etc in millions of souls. Record-breaking numbers …

Amid outrage over images the White House said President Joe Biden found “horrible,” the U.S. Border Patrol has temporarily stopped using agents on horseback against Haitian migrants. White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the decision to change the horse patrols. “We have taken very specific actions as it relates …

Pay pal CEO Daniel Schulman is stepping in to ensure mandatory Covid19 vaccine schedules are adhered to, by implementing a spending cap of $100 per month for users who fail to vaccinate on time. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …

Rawwwwr! Watch out Sabertooth there’s a new X-man in town, and she’s not a man, man. That’s right, as confusing as it may sound, Disney is battling for equality in new and exciting ways, and breaking down gender roles in the process. Rumor that had a Young Logan to be …

Weekend domestic violence sky rockets after the recent Women’s March organized by the ever growing facebook group@womensmarchonwash. The march on Times Square by Saturday’s March For Women’s Rights Protesters sent shock waves over the nation for the weekend, as police departments everywhere have reported huge spikes in domestic violence calls …

NEW YORK — In what some are calling an absurd move, Schumer calls for Irish, Italian, and Polish to be placed on a Travel Ban that he says is “much overdue”.  The Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer teared up today with a beautiful Amy Schumer at his side, begging President …

In Upstate New York an Albany man is suing the local all-you-can-eat buffet chain Golden Corral for 1.5 million dollars, citing false advertisement after literally being thrown out of the building for eating over 40 lbs of food. According to patrons and close friends of the Man, 42 year old …

Cleveland Ohio | A 32 year old Cleveland woman has been arrested today and charged with several accounts of child abuse, endangering the welfare of a child, negligence and being under the influence of illegal substance, all while allegedly duct taping an infant to a bedroom wall. Darneeka Jones, 25 …

PENNSYLVANIA | ALLENTOWN A gentleman from Allentown faces divorce this week after his spouse found out that he may not actually be deaf, allegedly faking it for the past 10 years of their marriage. In 2008 Michael Keegan suffered a debilitating ear injury in a down town steel mill that …

Terhan – Today executioners for the Disciplinary Force of the Islamic Republic of Iran amputated the left hand of a man over his chronic masturbation habits while observing the religious period Of Ramadan, the most holy of times for Muslims. The most grand of Mosques in the Terhan area was …