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MetLife Stadium East Rutherford New Jersey – home of the New York football Giants and the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets announced a policy change this week charging an absurd amount for food, drinks and more at the already overpriced Stadium. Associate executive of Stadium sales and distribution Michael McCarthy had …

Buffalo NY – police and fire paramedics were dispatched to a Westside Applebee’s late Tuesday night after idle threats became real threats. 31 year old Angie Morales weren’t from suggesting she blow up the bathroom to following through after she spent 45 minutes in the bathroom causing an ungodly “human …

That’s right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) is taking a stand for Islam Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by one head, the …

As the chains are wrapped around General Lee’s arm and his statue viciously brought to the ground, Bernie Sanders, Beto O’Rourke an AOC salute the fallen soldier and then high five each other. In South Carolina and now the rest of the nation, the last of the Confederate monuments have …

In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us”? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“. Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, …

Military personnel are in the spotlight again as the VA health system has denied Army staff sergeant Marcus Alexander his veteran medical and disability benefits. Why? They claim the sergeants gunshot wounds and subsequent complications are pre-existing. According to the military, Sergeant Alexander was shot three times, twice in the …

Facebook video of a Little Falls New York girls lavish birthday party led to an arrest of a Jones Street woman for welfare fraud after it was discovered the recipient “misappropriated” the taxpayer funds to feed many and fuel the event. Mr. Anthony Brindisi Made a statement of outrage on …

Georgia governor Kemp penned a bill today that will force females looking to get an abortion to first spend one full night and an old Insane Asylum notorious for being haunted by the ghosts of over 60 fetuses. The Tubman house (named after Harriet Tubman), was a nonprofit mental institution …

After a terrible turn of events, a zookeeper at a Brooklyn Zoo is suggesting Park patrons harass two star Penguins. Why? For being homosexual. Mary Lee, the parks top zookeeper has this to say: Atom and Stevie are completely Inseparable and it’s starting to rub off on the younger male …

While Kathy west of Hamburg New York pulls her brownies out of the oven we are overwhelmed with cries of pain coming from the second floor of her Posh townhouse, but Kathy’s only concern is the consistency of her brownies which she says is “too thick”. She throws them in …