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Don Lemon sits down with Jill Biden for a very personal Q & A. She lets the world know what poor Mr. Biden has been dealing with. What he is fighting to overcome, and OCD variation known as – Desiderosmia: Otherwise being addicted to pleasant odors – to the point …

Joe came through with his promise to select a female VP no matter what the cost, and while he did not disappoint, many inside the Democratic Party are puzzled by his choice. While Biden has not commented publicly to reporters, his wife has been quite vocal and his social media …

Sometimes all you need to to is ask and you shall receive. But this? Amazing. Netflix’s “Tiger King” Joe Exotic has asked President Trump to pardon him of his conviction for a murder-for-hire plot just days after filing a $94 million lawsuit against former colleagues and several entities within the United States government. “Mr. President, I …

CNN host Don Lemon showed terrible colors on Saturday — by mocking Trump supporters, calling them “hillbillies”. It all began on Lemon’s show after he criticized Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. They later described Trump supporters as illiterate “credulous boomer rubes,” which drove Lemon into a laughing fit for some …

In a move both brave and stunning the drag queen Story Hour crew is doing something brand-new for Christmas, visiting children to teach them about the joys of the holiday as well as to show them that Santa can be any gender he wants.Seen here are Dilapidated Diamond and Major …

Have you heard of a gentleman named Richard Bachman? Have you seen him? The FBI has recently upgraded him from a person of interest, to wanted for questioning. He was last seen on 11/22/2019 at a democratic nominee convention sporting a “Bernie or bust” shirt while promoting his book Rage. …

The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same …

Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …

Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A’s will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they’ve agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour …

Rawwwwr! Watch out Sabertooth there’s a new X-man in town, and she’s not a man, man. That’s right, as confusing as it may sound, Disney is battling for equality in new and exciting ways, and breaking down gender roles in the process. Rumor that had a Young Logan to be …