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Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes. Oh my. They really did it. Remember that family that got slapped with a cease and desist from Nintendo for Trick or Treating in Nintendo costumes? Well it seems like their luck went from bad to worse when a …

The Biden administration decided to do the right thing. And we couldn’t be happier. Colonial era slavery exist today. Time to end it. Thanks Joe. A fiery Joe Biden had this to say: “Recently, CNN released footage of Black Africans being sold into slavery in Libya, many of whom are …

“We are dealing with a different monster now.” That’s what Dr. Anthony Fauci, White House chief medical advisor, told the Tribune Tuesday about the Covid delta variant. “We have to up our game”. This is not the original virus that we were dealing with. This has different capabilities much more …

“My win is our win. We just made history. Happy Pride,” Expansion Pack, 27, said. Non Binary Expansion Pack, who was crowned Miss NY USA on Sunday, will become the first openly Furry Woman to compete in the Miss USA pageant. With a platform centered on Furry awareness and mental …

AOC: protestors don’t know how to use self checkout: “not Criminal” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave a speech today from behind the new border wall along the capitol building, reminding us of the dangers of systemic racism. But most importantly the need for an education in retail shopping with regard self checkout …

SHARE the cause. Let’s get the country to put George Floyd’s image on every $20 bill, either ourselves (with ink stamps that I’m hoping people will be encouraged to make on Etsy after seeing this) or pressure to the government to do so. He deserves his spot in national history. …

We spoke with the BLM today where member and Brooklyn BLM Cofounder Juanita Jenkins informed us that the color change for the White House may be going splendidly. “There are still shootings occurring in which an armed white individual might shoot an unarmed colored individual with the intention to kill. …

After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Epic Games and Fortnite to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Epic Games has decided to offer its users 200,000 in game “Vbucks” if they post a YouTube video being in drag — even photo avatars. Epic Games CEO …

Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN Olympic hammer thrower Gwen Berry says she was “set up” after turning away from the flag during a medal ceremony at the US Olympic trials on Saturday night. While the Anthem played, Berry turned, so …

Transgender runner CeCe eligible for Olympics – must lower testosterone via scrapbooking / yoga exercises Were transgender runner CeCe Telfer’s Olympic dreams put on hold? To be eligible to compete for an event under the requirements, Telfer would’ve had to suppress her testosterone levels (below the 5 nmol/L threshold) and …