BLM spokesperson Wanda Ford has had enough. “I am angry. I am anguished. I am heartbroken. I am sick and tired of police needlessly killing our people. Some police still see our men as threats, to brutalize, to contain, to remand. Just because you wrestle with a racist officer and …
Read More »Tech Giants cancel Stormy Daniels: “she’s only acting with straight white males in her movies”
A furious Mark Zuckerberg said “No more racism” as he removed Stormy Daniels from his platform today citing bigotry and racism. The reason? Her lack of diversity hiring in her films. Making her the 23rd actress canceled this month for failing to meet Amazon and Netflix new standard when producing …
Read More »BREAKING: Biden equips border patrol with illegal alien friendly horses
Amid outrage over images the White House said President Joe Biden found “horrible,” the U.S. Border Patrol has temporarily stopped using agents on horseback against Haitian migrants. White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the decision to change the horse patrols. “We have taken very specific actions as it relates …
Read More »Riots in Italy over Chris Pratt: “He can’t play Mario he’s Norwegian”
Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World star Chris Pratt will play Mario in Nintendo’s upcoming animated Super Mario movie, which will release in cinemas during “holiday 2022”. But not if Italy citizens have their way. Italian Police body camera footage from the scene outside the Italian Historical society on …
Read More »NYC hosts 1st Killer Clown Story Time for little boys
An army of sadistic alien’s who resemble clowns land their circus tent ship in the bustling NYC in hopes to help bring the joy of books to our youngest readers at local libraries with a new program entitled “Killer Clown Story time”. One of the Killer Clowns named Slim was …
Read More »Tech giants attack Kids Wearing Trump T-Shirts w/ Prez
It appears Amazon and Facebook aren’t playing with these trolls. Facebook is banning them (and their family members). Amazon refuses to hire any of them, with other retail outlets following suit. Yikes. U.S. President Joe Biden was trolled on social media after a picture showing him surrounded with kids wearing …
Read More »Fauci mandates barriers with holes in all male bath houses
Fauci made a covid 19 related move today to protect one of the most misunderstood. Male bathhouse patrons. Fauci, working with Public health units, including New York City’s, have recommended using large barriers like gl*ry holes as a potential way to avoid spreading COVID-19. For the uninitiated, a gl**y hole …
Read More »Letters surface. Love affair between Eazy-E and Betty White show shes had AIDS For 29 years.
TMZ has just reported that a bed and breakfast in Hollywood called Phat Don’s has unearthed the most unusual thing. Letters tucked away in their attic recently found by the maid, written from Betty White to Eazy-E. How they got there is anybody’s guess but the contents are most explosive. …
Read More »Fauci: “Pfizer’s rectal suppositories can slow Covid spread. We must do our part.”
Dr. Fauci: “medical rectal suppository plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as …
Read More »BLM: “Amazon better cast Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol or else”
In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they “change the cast of LOTR” or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control “strike” over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: “As …
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