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Take that, Putin. Russia is not quiet about their anti-LGBT stance, going so far as to completely remove any and all traces of LBGT from childhood education and learning. So Marvel and Capcom decided to team up yet again and do something about it. Russia is proud of only a …

There have been a lot of large companies doing wonderful things to aid Russia, but Capcom president Kenzo Tsujimoto tells us he is putting the final nail in the coffin by removing Zangief from future, as well as previous installments of the Street Fighter franchise. Capcom president Tsujimoto had this …

Kyiv and Lviv, UkraineRussian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world’s worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials.Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it’s turning into… something else. After just …

Microsoft has been buying up a storm and this week they announced the acquisition of Fuji TV.What Nintendo failed to realize is that FujiTV are the original creators and patent holders for the Doki Doki panic engine on the NES. Doki Doki panic introduced Shy Guy, Birdo, Mouser, Wort and …

Victoria’s Secret has reportedly hired its first-ever furry model — less than a year since the lingerie company came under fire after an executive made remarks about furry people walking in its annual fashion show.Our first ever furry model, named SausyBetaZer, has been a dominating Force on the internet, with …

Serena Williams is a professional tennis player. She has won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the second-most of all time behind Margaret Court. The Women’s Tennis Association ranked her singles world No. 1 on MANY occasions.And now we know why. Muscle fiber, bone structure, muscle tone, testosterone and bone density. …

Fallout 5 Bethesda captain Phil Spencer promises all characters will be non binary and more! “We must do more” is the chant heard around the world by Phil Spencer. And he promises to do just that. Phil is stating that we can expect every character in the new Fallout 5 …

Finally Twitch has listened to It’s streamers. Starting March 1st beta features roll out that offer twitch streamers the ability to turn the camera away from video games, and have it focus 100% on the streamers. Something the cam girls have been begging for, since Twitch started monetizing gameplay for …

Nintendo sues man for selling his old SNES games in a yard saleA Wisconsin Man by the name of Michael Hansen agreed to pay Nintendo of America almost $1,200 in restitution to settle a Nintendo lawsuit against him over “devaluing thier franchise”.Gary sold his entire Super Nintendo collection, which included …

The Satanic Temple has awarded “Fiend of the year” to one top ranking devil, Mr. Anthony fauci. Anthony, who has with good faith and courage used his power and influence bestowed upon him from Lucifer to torment, cause maladies, or elicit dreams, emotions, etc in millions of souls. Record-breaking numbers …