Cleveland Ohio | A 32 year old Cleveland woman has been arrested today and charged with several accounts of child abuse, endangering the welfare of a child, negligence and being under the influence of illegal substance, all while allegedly duct taping an infant to a bedroom wall. Darneeka Jones, 25 …
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PENNSYLVANIA | ALLENTOWN A gentleman from Allentown faces divorce this week after his spouse found out that he may not actually be deaf, allegedly faking it for the past 10 years of their marriage. In 2008 Michael Keegan suffered a debilitating ear injury in a down town steel mill that …
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In an exclusive interview with Beto O’Rourke, we sat down with him to find out what exactly grinds the Democrats gears and he was pretty straightforward: “Trolls”. And he plans on stripping down the “outdated First Amendment”, stating that any offensive content shared by the web that causes any other …
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More than 30 years ago a scandal that shocked the nation is finally getting some closure as Donald Trump pardoned Jenny Curran from Bedford Womens State Prison today after pressure to reform prison by Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. For those unfamiliar with the story Miss Curan had a shaky …
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Terhan – Today executioners for the Disciplinary Force of the Islamic Republic of Iran amputated the left hand of a man over his chronic masturbation habits while observing the religious period Of Ramadan, the most holy of times for Muslims. The most grand of Mosques in the Terhan area was …
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Do you have a loved one who is incarcerated? Is he a minority? Is he over the age of 45 or under the age of 19? Has he spent five or more years behind bars with no behavioral incidents? If he is a minority who fits one of these stipulations …
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Augusta | Governor Kemp is making waves for the pro life movement again today, but not in the traditional sense. Last Tuesday the state witnessed one of the greatest one day abortion records in State history as the Augusta Planned Parenthood preformed a record 13 abortions in one day, only …
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Tehran | One of the most famous horses in the movie history, Sea biscuit (real name ‘Two Step Too’) has been stoned to death today for his participation in homosexual acts with another horse considered to be haraam and prohibited by the Qur’ran. The crown price of Iran, Rezs Pahlavi, …
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Reporters were left puzzled yesterday after the actor Neil Patrick Harris went off the script on the set of ‘A Series of An Unfortunate Events’ while giving an interview, spiraling into some sort of politically charged rant against one political candidate. “One minute he was talking about his role as …
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As absurd as it sounds, Trump’s penis has been covered by the mainstream news quite a bit. CNN literally wrote about it here and here among many other media sources. But it came as a shock to read about the presidential phallus in the White House medical exam earlier this …
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