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Cicero NY – The story is not for the claustrophobic at heart. A dwarfish Man clings to life today in relation to complications from falling into and lodging himself upside down inside of a US postal mailbox in rural Cicero for nearly two days. 37 year old Jonathan Pecor of …

American Airlines launched a wide range of sedation kits earlier this week in hopes to subdue younger passengers and reduce unwanted horseplay, kicking, screaming and other destructive behavior during the flights. These kits also range for those full-size adults who struggle with behavior issues. The airline company in an official …

A group of Coptic Christian fighters in the Egyptian town of Minya have liberated a cluster of farms near the city of Cairo last Wednesday. The Freedom Fighters have claimed to free more than 300 sheep and 100 goats from the Muslim Brotherhood. The Muslim Brotherhood, which openly claimed to …

Shaker Heights – Ohio. The oldest animal in the world, a 184 year old tortoise named Terry, was accidentally killed today at the O.K. Animal Corral in downtown Shaker Heights. A Cleveland woman was arrested late this afternoon outside of the OK, charged with animal cruelty and a host of …

Orlando Florida – Kimberly Wolcott of Shady Acres Nursing Home was arrested early Monday morning at her place of residence on multiple counts of endangering the welfare of the elderly as well as sexual assault and sex trafficking. In total there were 15 victims, all patients of her place of …

In Upstate New York an Albany man is suing the local all-you-can-eat buffet chain Golden Corral for 1.5 million dollars, citing false advertisement after literally being thrown out of the building for eating over 40 lbs of food. According to patrons and close friends of the Man, 42 year old …

Bloomington Indiana | The unthinkable happened earlier this month when 83 year old Martin Rutherford died of an adverse reaction caused from this year’s flu vaccine. Martin Rutherford who was in the moderate stages of Alzheimer’s disease was only recently stripped of his right to drive his daughter Melissa Rutherford …

After years of uphill battle, the much persecuted “want-to-be / wannabe” class composed of primarily Caucasian youth has reached an apex. Today Donald Trump has signed into law through executive order, a new bill granting minority status to all Caucasian youth identifying as “Urban”, and or Caucasians with a deep …

Medina – Saudi Arabia. A 12 year-old woman was left in a 1994 Pontiac Bonneville at a downtown hummus Factory for 8 hours today, resulting in her death. The Saudi Arabian authorities state twelve-year-old old Fetite Hannoush died of heat stroke and Hyperthermia after spending almost nine hours locked in …

Arkansas | A Little Rock woman, Peggy O’ Shanty has lost virtually all sight in her left eye after a practical joke goes awry. Peggy, a 27 year-old Little Rock native was sleeping in the back of the families pop up camper when her brother, 27 year old Dennis O’Shanty …