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In a shocking turn of events we find out why Henry Cavill was fired. Apparently it was more than just his refusal to get political. Yes, the Man of Steel may just be too, manly? That’s what a recent tweet from James Gunn states anyway. Check out this tweet, and we quote:
I am sorry, but a hulking Superman is so, 1990. Hello Grandpa, your Superman is gone, and frankly so are you. I fired Henry because I am looking for a new look. A new Fem Boi look. We have spoken with Elliot Page on several occasions, and after her 3rd interview she won us over. She is the PERSON of steel. Get ready for an awesome ride. And yes, you better ask Superman what their preferred pronouns are. Winning!
What do you guys think? Is he right for firing Henry? Right for bringing on Elliot? Sound off! But if you want my opinion, ol’ James might have a thing for young boys. And with Ellen transitioning into Elliot, this may scratch James’s itch.
Witcher Out.
