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This just in, Civil liberty unions teamed up with LBGTQ protesters and the BLM to fight for the one thing society was still lacking…. a transexual variation of Hooters.
Hooters spokeswoman Eflikia Bean said she was orginally opposed to the idea but changed her mind after letters from the NY civil liberty union reminded her that transexuals make up almost 0.003% of the population and that they need representation too.
“They made a lot of sense. Maybe we did try and ignore them as a society and it needs to stop. This is a good faith effort by Hooters. Our 1st of 5 Femboy Hooters will launch in Buffalo’s hustling downtown, and we want it to be huge. It is exclusive to Femboy waitresses, sorry ladies, but femboys of all color can apply because we are NOT racist. Bring down the kids too we have great coloring books for them! Check our website for more detail.”
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He was kinda thicc tho…
Butter face!
That sweet sissy boy has really got it going on! I would have to be that sweet boy’s daddy for sure!
Would smash
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