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The Gameboy Mini is about to be released. But they are doing it right this time. No more “Gameboy”, which is not very inclusive to other video game players.
Reginald Fils-Aimé, Nintendo of America CEO is telling us today that they will be doing more to include the downtrodden and left behind gamers who have no voice or defense. Reginald tells us via phone interview:
I will be the knight in the darkness for all my polymorphic brothers and sisters. Mountain Panda, demisexuals, furrys and more fear not, for Nintendo of America will ensure proper representation of what other bigots may have left out. Gameboy? GAME BOY?! Seems a little sexist? Am I right? We know that it is not just boys who play games, so we have decided to make 236 variations of the new Gameboy Mini. where you can have it tailored to your personal needs. Furry boy? Furry boi? Demigirl? Polytoddler, Apache Attack helicopter boy? Its done.We have compiled a list of 234 gender identities and will be shipping them out as individual options for the new Game boy, I mean game girl, game thing. You know, the thing. To be released in the greatest month of all to defend your honnor, June 2022.
How exciting. More on this as it comes out!!
