Dr. Fauci: “medical Anal plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as one …
Read More »BREAKING: Drs say eating enough Impossible Whoppers can cure Covid19 in men
Dr. Fry. J. Cook has informed us that Burger King’s impossible Whopper can cure Corona / covid19 in men as long as appropriate daily consumption is met for a 30 day regimen, by overloading the system with estrogen and or estrogen mimickers. The Daily news reports: “US doctors have started …
Read More »Facebook to impose 30 day bans for those who refuse Corona vaccine
Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …
Read More »Study: 93% of men that wear skinny jeans find other men attractive
Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …
Read More »Meet Mr. Gaga the world’s first transgender dog sex change operation success
Ever since adopting the Pitbull mix named Gaga from the Helping Hounds animal shelter in Providence Rhode Island, Pat and Pat Crump knew there was something terribly off with Gaga’s demeanor. He always seemed anxious. Just not himself. Multiple times we found Mister Gaga trying to nurse our cats kittens, …
Read More »Tesla Autopilot Update Will Include ‘Battle Royale’ Mode
In one of the most anticipated Tesla updates in some time, the latest mode will pit drivers against each other in a survival battle mode. Tesla Inc., owned by Elon Musk, has announced that the latest version of the Tesla autopilot will have the most anticipated feature in its short …
Read More »Iranian scientist believes he has discovered a cure to homosexuality
Iran – Dr. Mohammad Saladin and his veteran team of researchers are all smiles today at the Iranian Institute for religious science. Saladin and his team claimed to remove and cure symptoms of homosexuality completely if treated at a young age. The proprietary inoculation stems from a research article published …
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