NJ – A Cape May summer home for a prominent politician was raided early Monday morning from a state and federal strike force as well as the FBI, the state labor commissioner announced yesterday in what they are calling one of the most disturbing raids of our generation. “We thought …
Read More »Domestic Violence Surges After NYC Women’s March
Weekend domestic violence sky rockets after the recent Women’s March organized by the ever growing facebook group@womensmarchonwash. The march on Times Square by Saturday’s March For Women’s Rights Protesters sent shock waves over the nation for the weekend, as police departments everywhere have reported huge spikes in domestic violence calls …
Read More »Schumer pleads for Irish, Italian, and Polish Travel Ban
NEW YORK — In what some are calling an absurd move, Schumer calls for Irish, Italian, and Polish to be placed on a Travel Ban that he says is “much overdue”. The Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer teared up today with a beautiful Amy Schumer at his side, begging President …
Read More »Trump to Buy Black Lives Matter in the fall
NEW YORK – Trump Conglomerate industries announced today an agreement entered for the sale of the much controversial activist group “Black Lives Matter”. “This is big… no, huge” Trump said before driving a 400 yard long drive from the Augusta fairway wearing a gold replica Masters Jacket autographed by Tiger …
Read More »Resistance Fighters fighting the Muslim Brotherhood liberate 300 sheep held as sex slaves
A group of Coptic Christian fighters in the Egyptian town of Minya have liberated a cluster of farms near the city of Cairo last Wednesday. The Freedom Fighters have claimed to free more than 300 sheep and 100 goats from the Muslim Brotherhood. The Muslim Brotherhood, which openly claimed to …
Read More »Beto O’Rourke: “Facebook / Xbox trolls would be jailed up to five years if I have my way”
In an exclusive interview with Beto O’Rourke, we sat down with him to find out what exactly grinds the Democrats gears and he was pretty straightforward: “Trolls”. And he plans on stripping down the “outdated First Amendment”, stating that any offensive content shared by the web that causes any other …
Read More »Bernie and AOC propose new bill releasing ANY minority inmate meeting two requirements
Do you have a loved one who is incarcerated? Is he a minority? Is he over the age of 45 or under the age of 19? Has he spent five or more years behind bars with no behavioral incidents? If he is a minority who fits one of these stipulations …
Read More »Neil Patrick Harris: “I had an affair with Bernie Sanders in 1989”.
Reporters were left puzzled yesterday after the actor Neil Patrick Harris went off the script on the set of ‘A Series of An Unfortunate Events’ while giving an interview, spiraling into some sort of politically charged rant against one political candidate. “One minute he was talking about his role as …
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Propose a Nationwide Wood Stove ban
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is taking a page out of the 2012 EPA playbook. Doubling down on the original regulations and proposing a bill that will outright ban all wood burning stoves by 2020. She held a rally outside of capitol hill today with one main goal in mind: The health of …
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