I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed.Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, …
Read More »Biden executive order to ban Tetris from being sold or played in USA – replaced with Dr. mario
Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It’s now under fire.While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say:Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don’t play second fiddle to that. Their are not many things that Russia’s …
Read More »Serena Williams ends silence: “I was born a man and not hiding it anymore”
Serena Williams is a professional tennis player. She has won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the second-most of all time behind Margaret Court. The Women’s Tennis Association ranked her singles world No. 1 on MANY occasions.And now we know why. Muscle fiber, bone structure, muscle tone, testosterone and bone density. …
Read More »Biden discusses federal holiday for ALL men shot by police
BLM spokesperson Wanda Ford has had enough. “I am angry. I am anguished. I am heartbroken. I am sick and tired of police needlessly killing our people. Some police still see our men as threats, to brutalize, to contain, to remand. Just because you wrestle with a racist officer and …
Read More »NYC hosts 1st Killer Clown Story Time for little boys
An army of sadistic alien’s who resemble clowns land their circus tent ship in the bustling NYC in hopes to help bring the joy of books to our youngest readers at local libraries with a new program entitled “Killer Clown Story time”. One of the Killer Clowns named Slim was …
Read More »Tech giants attack Kids Wearing Trump T-Shirts w/ Prez
It appears Amazon and Facebook aren’t playing with these trolls. Facebook is banning them (and their family members). Amazon refuses to hire any of them, with other retail outlets following suit. Yikes. U.S. President Joe Biden was trolled on social media after a picture showing him surrounded with kids wearing …
Read More »Fauci: “Pfizer’s rectal suppositories can slow Covid spread. We must do our part.”
Dr. Fauci: “medical rectal suppository plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as …
Read More »BLM: “Amazon better cast Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol or else”
In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they “change the cast of LOTR” or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control “strike” over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: “As …
Read More »Biden & Kamala send troops to Lybia to free black slaves
The Biden administration decided to do the right thing. And we couldn’t be happier. Colonial era slavery exist today. Time to end it. Thanks Joe. A fiery Joe Biden had this to say: “Recently, CNN released footage of Black Africans being sold into slavery in Libya, many of whom are …
Read More »Fauci recommending electric propelled beanie for students
“We are dealing with a different monster now.” That’s what Dr. Anthony Fauci, White House chief medical advisor, told the Tribune Tuesday about the Covid delta variant. “We have to up our game”. This is not the original virus that we were dealing with. This has different capabilities much more …
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