NEW YORK – Trump Conglomerate industries announced today an agreement entered for the sale of the much controversial activist group “Black Lives Matter”. “This is big… no, huge” Trump said before driving a 400 yard long drive from the Augusta fairway wearing a gold replica Masters Jacket autographed by Tiger …
Read More »Alex Jones Permanently Banned From Infowars
Its been a tough month and even a year for Alex Jones. Of all media outlets, Infowars has now joined the massive list of growing companies to have banned Alex Jones from their platforms citing violations of their terms and conditions. Apple, Spotify, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, Xhamster, and now Info …
Read More »Resistance Fighters fighting the Muslim Brotherhood liberate 300 sheep held as sex slaves
A group of Coptic Christian fighters in the Egyptian town of Minya have liberated a cluster of farms near the city of Cairo last Wednesday. The Freedom Fighters have claimed to free more than 300 sheep and 100 goats from the Muslim Brotherhood. The Muslim Brotherhood, which openly claimed to …
Read More »President Trump grants minority status to persecuted “want to be” class
After years of uphill battle, the much persecuted “want-to-be / wannabe” class composed of primarily Caucasian youth has reached an apex. Today Donald Trump has signed into law through executive order, a new bill granting minority status to all Caucasian youth identifying as “Urban”, and or Caucasians with a deep …
Read More »Beto O’Rourke: “Facebook / Xbox trolls would be jailed up to five years if I have my way”
In an exclusive interview with Beto O’Rourke, we sat down with him to find out what exactly grinds the Democrats gears and he was pretty straightforward: “Trolls”. And he plans on stripping down the “outdated First Amendment”, stating that any offensive content shared by the web that causes any other …
Read More »Bernie and AOC propose new bill releasing ANY minority inmate meeting two requirements
Do you have a loved one who is incarcerated? Is he a minority? Is he over the age of 45 or under the age of 19? Has he spent five or more years behind bars with no behavioral incidents? If he is a minority who fits one of these stipulations …
Read More »Georgia pro life Gov. Kemp to enact state wide pit bull ban after tragic nursery accident
Augusta | Governor Kemp is making waves for the pro life movement again today, but not in the traditional sense. Last Tuesday the state witnessed one of the greatest one day abortion records in State history as the Augusta Planned Parenthood preformed a record 13 abortions in one day, only …
Read More »Neil Patrick Harris: “I had an affair with Bernie Sanders in 1989”.
Reporters were left puzzled yesterday after the actor Neil Patrick Harris went off the script on the set of ‘A Series of An Unfortunate Events’ while giving an interview, spiraling into some sort of politically charged rant against one political candidate. “One minute he was talking about his role as …
Read More »After CNN remarks on Donald Trump’s manhood – presidential medical exam confirms 10″ penis – With video
As absurd as it sounds, Trump’s penis has been covered by the mainstream news quite a bit. CNN literally wrote about it here and here among many other media sources. But it came as a shock to read about the presidential phallus in the White House medical exam earlier this …
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Propose a Nationwide Wood Stove ban
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is taking a page out of the 2012 EPA playbook. Doubling down on the original regulations and proposing a bill that will outright ban all wood burning stoves by 2020. She held a rally outside of capitol hill today with one main goal in mind: The health of …
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