Transgender runner CeCe eligible for Olympics – must lower testosterone via scrapbooking / yoga exercises Were transgender runner CeCe Telfer’s Olympic dreams put on hold? To be eligible to compete for an event under the requirements, Telfer would’ve had to suppress her testosterone levels (below the 5 nmol/L threshold) and …
Read More »Strong trans women refusing to sleep with men until they become more tolerant of minorities and it’s powerful AF.
That’s right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) and her girls are taking a stand for minorities Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by …
Read More »Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush a “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull.
Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush some “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull. Move over ladies boxing. The Olympics just got that much more interesting as transgender boxer Falon Fox joins the ranks. Fallon Fox, the first MMA fighter to come out as transgender, once fractured …
Read More »Female Weightlifter ruptures Testicle Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics
Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she …
Read More »BLM / Antifa request National Anthem be replaced by N.W.A.’s ‘f**k tha police’
There is growing outrage over calls by BLM activists, historians and journalists to replace The Star Spangled Banner as the national anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key, and potentially replace it with N.W.A.’s “f**k tha police”. Outrage as activists and journalists say the Star Spangled …
Read More »Hooters caves to protestors: Opens 1st ‘Femboy hooters’ in Buffalo NY
This just in, Civil liberty unions teamed up with LBGTQ protesters and the BLM to fight for the one thing society was still lacking…. a transexual variation of Hooters. Hooters spokeswoman Eflikia Bean said she was orginally opposed to the idea but changed her mind after letters from the NY …
Read More »JK Rowling arrested over hate speech – books being removed from some schools
Not all is jolly in London. While the police have fined JK Rowling several times for retrospective racism, the arrest however comes after a field reporter of ours wore a wire during a meeting over tea. Field reporter Sara Sanger wore a wired recording device while under cover, proposing a …
Read More »AOC’s dirty past: “I once was a Latin king”
In an all exclusive interview with 60 minutes tonight’s Anderson Cooper, Alexandria Cortez sits down and tells it all, and while most of her life was charming and sweet there is one black spot: she ran with the notorious street gang known as the Latin kings. After talking some about …
Read More »SURPRISE: Deniro’s wife makes appearance at Drag Queen Story Hour – Long Island
Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …
Read More »JUST IN: Michelle Obama selected as Biden VP – promises transgender rights champion
In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us, Biden NEEDS a VP worth a damn!” After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“. Ellen and Michael rise …
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