I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed.Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, …
Read More »Russian soldier caught biting flesh from comrade after being stationed in Chernobyl Nuclear plant. COD Zombies?
Kyiv and Lviv, UkraineRussian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world’s worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials.Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it’s turning into… something else. After just …
Read More »Biden & Kamala send troops to Lybia to free black slaves
The Biden administration decided to do the right thing. And we couldn’t be happier. Colonial era slavery exist today. Time to end it. Thanks Joe. A fiery Joe Biden had this to say: “Recently, CNN released footage of Black Africans being sold into slavery in Libya, many of whom are …
Read More »Army claims: “bullet wounds are pre-existing” rejects benefits
Military personnel are in the spotlight again as the VA health system has denied Army staff sergeant Marcus Alexander his veteran medical and disability benefits. Why? They claim the sergeants gunshot wounds and subsequent complications are pre-existing. According to the military, Sergeant Alexander was shot three times, twice in the …
Read More »Georgia law to force abortion Seekers to spend the night in a haunted Asylum
Georgia governor Kemp penned a bill today that will force females looking to get an abortion to first spend one full night and an old Insane Asylum notorious for being haunted by the ghosts of over 60 fetuses. The Tubman house (named after Harriet Tubman), was a nonprofit mental institution …
Read More »Gov. Newsom Orders National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise “or else”
In a both bold and stunning political parlay California Governor Gavin Newsom Orders the Cal National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise to its members “or else”. Governor Gavin Newsom ordered the States reserved armed forces to immediately offer LGBTQ-sensitive attire or he is going to double down by letting his …
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