Health

Military personnel are in the spotlight again as the VA health system has denied Army staff sergeant Marcus Alexander his veteran medical and disability benefits. Why? They claim the sergeants gunshot wounds and subsequent complications are pre-existing. According to the military, Sergeant Alexander was shot three times, twice in the …

MA – A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling “an unnatural and lascivious act with …

Bloomington Indiana | The unthinkable happened earlier this month when 83 year old Martin Rutherford died of an adverse reaction caused from this year’s flu vaccine. Martin Rutherford who was in the moderate stages of Alzheimer’s disease was only recently stripped of his right to drive his daughter Melissa Rutherford …

Arkansas | A Little Rock woman, Peggy O’ Shanty has lost virtually all sight in her left eye after a practical joke goes awry. Peggy, a 27 year-old Little Rock native was sleeping in the back of the families pop up camper when her brother, 27 year old Dennis O’Shanty …

As absurd as it sounds, Trump’s penis has been covered by the mainstream news quite a bit. CNN literally wrote about it here and here among many other media sources. But it came as a shock to read about the presidential phallus in the White House medical exam earlier this …

Albany – A 47 year old Catholic priest was rushed to Albany Medical Center today under some deeply private Matters. Father Bobby Capri was admitted shortly after calling 911 to report a fall in the shower and that he “couldn’t get up”. EMT’s noted that Father Capri had just the …

Iran – Dr. Mohammad Saladin and his veteran team of researchers are all smiles today at the Iranian Institute for religious science. Saladin and his team claimed to remove and cure symptoms of homosexuality completely if treated at a young age. The proprietary inoculation stems from a research article published …

Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion. An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she …