Health

Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China virus”, …

Nothing surprises us anymore. In and outlandish move, xbox CEO Phil Spencer is recommending a ban or restriction from the xbox and online gameplay if gamers do not participate in the up-and-coming covid 19 vaccine cure. The CEO States users will have their Xbox Live accounts restored once proof of …

Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …

Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …

Syracuse NY – a man clings to life support after conracting E. Coli fromm one of the most probable sources: his wifes fecal matter. Johnathan Westcott and his wife Maria wanted to introduce something new to thier love life and after talking with friends and familiy he decided (with his …

NY – after Cardi B’s installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B’s mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get “sprayed” to the point …

Atlanta Georgia – a seventeen-year-old Make-A-Wish Foundation teenager shocked the foundation by reportedly wishing for a private show from the popular pornographic actress Stormy Daniels, as well as a “happy ending” whatever that may entail. Bryon Singer, who is currently suffering from a life-threatening case of engorged testicles from the …

NATIONAL: according to multiple affiliate reports there have been over a dozen hospital visits as well as 1 death in relation to the internet challenge taking the states by storm — ‘No Nut November’. This internet challenge dares men to stop ejaculating for the entire month of November to raise …

Ever since adopting the Pitbull mix named Gaga from the Helping Hounds animal shelter in Providence Rhode Island, Pat and Pat Crump knew there was something terribly off with Gaga’s demeanor. He always seemed anxious. Just not himself. Multiple times we found Mister Gaga trying to nurse our cats kittens, …

Buffalo NY – police and fire paramedics were dispatched to a Westside Applebee’s late Tuesday night after idle threats became real threats. 31 year old Angie Morales weren’t from suggesting she blow up the bathroom to following through after she spent 45 minutes in the bathroom causing an ungodly “human …