In a crazy turn of events, Chris Chan, backed by several civil liberty groups, was allowed to change his gender to “hedgehog” in the Michigan State Prison system earlier this week. The ACLU works to ensure that lesbian, gay, furry, pangender, transgender, and other non conforming people can live openly …
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Syracuse NY – a man clings to life support after conracting E. Coli fromm one of the most probable sources: his wifes fecal matter. Johnathan Westcott and his wife Maria wanted to introduce something new to thier love life and after talking with friends and familiy he decided (with his …
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Arkansas | A Little Rock woman, Peggy O’ Shanty has lost virtually all sight in her left eye after a practical joke goes awry. Peggy, a 27 year-old Little Rock native was sleeping in the back of the families pop up camper when her brother, 27 year old Dennis O’Shanty …
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Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion. An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she …
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