In a crazy turn of events, Chris Chan, backed by several civil liberty groups, was allowed to change his gender to “hedgehog” in the Michigan State Prison system earlier this week. The ACLU works to ensure that lesbian, gay, furry, pangender, transgender, and other non conforming people can live openly …
Read More »Tech Giants cancel Stormy Daniels: “she’s only acting with straight white males in her movies”
A furious Mark Zuckerberg said “No more racism” as he removed Stormy Daniels from his platform today citing bigotry and racism. The reason? Her lack of diversity hiring in her films. Making her the 23rd actress canceled this month for failing to meet Amazon and Netflix new standard when producing …
Read More »Fauci mandates barriers with holes in all male bath houses
Fauci made a covid 19 related move today to protect one of the most misunderstood. Male bathhouse patrons. Fauci, working with Public health units, including New York City’s, have recommended using large barriers like gl*ry holes as a potential way to avoid spreading COVID-19. For the uninitiated, a gl**y hole …
Read More »NY pageant winner to become 1st Furry Miss USA contestant.
“My win is our win. We just made history. Happy Pride,” Expansion Pack, 27, said. Non Binary Expansion Pack, who was crowned Miss NY USA on Sunday, will become the first openly Furry Woman to compete in the Miss USA pageant. With a platform centered on Furry awareness and mental …
Read More »Strong trans women refusing to sleep with men until they become more tolerant of minorities and it’s powerful AF.
That’s right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) and her girls are taking a stand for minorities Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by …
Read More »Female Weightlifter ruptures Testicle Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics
Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she …
Read More »Hooters caves to protestors: Opens 1st ‘Femboy hooters’ in Buffalo NY
This just in, Civil liberty unions teamed up with LBGTQ protesters and the BLM to fight for the one thing society was still lacking…. a transexual variation of Hooters. Hooters spokeswoman Eflikia Bean said she was orginally opposed to the idea but changed her mind after letters from the NY …
Read More »SURPRISE: Deniro’s wife makes appearance at Drag Queen Story Hour – Long Island
Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …
Read More »Minnesota Chick-fil-A hosting ‘drag queen Story Hour’ next month
Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A’s will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they’ve agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour …
Read More »BUSTED! Obama let States feed excess soy to minority inmates, making culture gay.
In a bombshell wikileak, classified emails from the then 2010 POTUS Barack Obama show the president colluding with the Surgeon General to have 37 States pump copious amounts of soy to the inmate population for what experts believe to be an elaborate ploy to control population growth. All this through …
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