Ever since adopting the Pitbull mix named Gaga from the Helping Hounds animal shelter in Providence Rhode Island, Pat and Pat Crump knew there was something terribly off with Gaga’s demeanor. He always seemed anxious. Just not himself. Multiple times we found Mister Gaga trying to nurse our cats kittens, …
Read More »State prisons cave, allow Sikhs to have Kirpans (religious swords) in prison
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court on Tuesday unanimously ruled that state corrections officials in several states had violated the religious liberty rights of Sikh inmates by forbidding them to hold their religious swords while incarcerated. The case concerned Guru Granth Sahib, who is serving a life sentence for burglary, rape …
Read More »Giants MetLife Stadium “we had to go $25 for a hot dog”
MetLife Stadium East Rutherford New Jersey – home of the New York football Giants and the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets announced a policy change this week charging an absurd amount for food, drinks and more at the already overpriced Stadium. Associate executive of Stadium sales and distribution Michael McCarthy had …
Read More »This strong trans woman is refusing to sleep with men until they become more tolerant of Islam and it’s powerful AF.
That’s right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) is taking a stand for Islam Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by one head, the …
Read More »Democrats propose exhuming Confederate soldiers in Arlington Cemetery – Relocating to a mass grave
As the chains are wrapped around General Lee’s arm and his statue viciously brought to the ground, Bernie Sanders, Beto O’Rourke an AOC salute the fallen soldier and then high five each other. In South Carolina and now the rest of the nation, the last of the Confederate monuments have …
Read More »VIDEO: Michelle commits to running on Ellen show – highlights transgender campaign
In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us”? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“. Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, …
Read More »Georgia law to force abortion Seekers to spend the night in a haunted Asylum
Georgia governor Kemp penned a bill today that will force females looking to get an abortion to first spend one full night and an old Insane Asylum notorious for being haunted by the ghosts of over 60 fetuses. The Tubman house (named after Harriet Tubman), was a nonprofit mental institution …
Read More »Brooklyn Zoo suggests patrons harass gay penguins
After a terrible turn of events, a zookeeper at a Brooklyn Zoo is suggesting Park patrons harass two star Penguins. Why? For being homosexual. Mary Lee, the parks top zookeeper has this to say: Atom and Stevie are completely Inseparable and it’s starting to rub off on the younger male …
Read More »Mom of homeschool child hires bully to teach life lessons
While Kathy west of Hamburg New York pulls her brownies out of the oven we are overwhelmed with cries of pain coming from the second floor of her Posh townhouse, but Kathy’s only concern is the consistency of her brownies which she says is “too thick”. She throws them in …
Read More »James Cameron teams up with ATF – offers submarine fleet to locate missing guns.
A hard pressed ATF is fed up with the rash of the recent boating accidents resulting in loss of firearms across the nation, so they have decided to team up with none other than the legendary film maker and anti 2nd amendment enthusiast James Cameron to do something about it. …
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