Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China virus”, …
Read More »Xbox may ban gamers that fail to receive future Corona vaccines
Nothing surprises us anymore. In and outlandish move, xbox CEO Phil Spencer is recommending a ban or restriction from the xbox and online gameplay if gamers do not participate in the up-and-coming covid 19 vaccine cure. The CEO States users will have their Xbox Live accounts restored once proof of …
Read More »Facebook to impose 30 day bans for those who refuse Corona vaccine
Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …
Read More »SURPRISE: Deniro’s wife makes appearance at Drag Queen Story Hour – Long Island
Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …
Read More »NO WAY: Trump set to pardon Joe Exotic pending new federal investigation
Sometimes all you need to to is ask and you shall receive. But this? Amazing. Netflix’sĀ āTiger Kingā Joe Exotic has askedĀ President TrumpĀ to pardon him of hisĀ convictionĀ for a murder-for-hireĀ plot just days after filing a $94 million lawsuit against former colleagues and several entities within the United States government. “Mr. President, I …
Read More »Don Lemon apologizes for Trump comments: “I am a minority. Which means I cannot be racist. I cannot be bigoted. I cannot be fired.”
CNN host Don Lemon showed terrible colors on Saturday ā by mocking Trump supporters, calling them “hillbillies”. It all began on Lemonās show after he criticized Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. They later described Trump supporters as illiterate “credulous boomer rubes,” which drove Lemon into a laughing fit for some …
Read More »Drag queen story time to visit kids as gender neutral Santa’s
In a move both brave and stunning the drag queen Story Hour crew is doing something brand-new for Christmas, visiting children to teach them about the joys of the holiday as well as to show them that Santa can be any gender he wants.Seen here are Dilapidated Diamond and Major …
Read More »Richard Bachman wanted for questioning by FBI – writings linked to alt right fascists and killers. $20,000 reward
Have you heard of a gentleman named Richard Bachman? Have you seen him? The FBI has recently upgraded him from a person of interest, to wanted for questioning. He was last seen on 11/22/2019 at a democratic nominee convention sporting a “Bernie or bust” shirt while promoting his book Rage. …
Read More »WHAT?! ASPCA caves to BLM, hires Michael Vick as spokesperson
The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same …
Read More »Study: 93% of men that wear skinny jeans find other men attractive
Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …
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