Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …
Read More »Don Lemon apologizes for Trump comments: “I am a minority. Which means I cannot be racist. I cannot be bigoted. I cannot be fired.”
CNN host Don Lemon showed terrible colors on Saturday — by mocking Trump supporters, calling them “hillbillies”. It all began on Lemon’s show after he criticized Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. They later described Trump supporters as illiterate “credulous boomer rubes,” which drove Lemon into a laughing fit for some …
Read More »Richard Bachman wanted for questioning by FBI – writings linked to alt right fascists and killers. $20,000 reward
Have you heard of a gentleman named Richard Bachman? Have you seen him? The FBI has recently upgraded him from a person of interest, to wanted for questioning. He was last seen on 11/22/2019 at a democratic nominee convention sporting a “Bernie or bust” shirt while promoting his book Rage. …
Read More »WHAT?! ASPCA caves to BLM, hires Michael Vick as spokesperson
The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same …
Read More »Disney casting Idris Elba / Zoe Saldana as the next Wolverine (trangender) in 2022 X-men reboot.
Rawwwwr! Watch out Sabertooth there’s a new X-man in town, and she’s not a man, man. That’s right, as confusing as it may sound, Disney is battling for equality in new and exciting ways, and breaking down gender roles in the process. Rumor that had a Young Logan to be …
Read More »James Cameron teams up with ATF – offers submarine fleet to locate missing guns.
A hard pressed ATF is fed up with the rash of the recent boating accidents resulting in loss of firearms across the nation, so they have decided to team up with none other than the legendary film maker and anti 2nd amendment enthusiast James Cameron to do something about it. …
Read More »J.R.R. Tolkien dead at 81 years old.
LONDON — J. R. R Tolkien, hero, scholar and author of “The Lord of the Rings,” died in Bournemouth. He was 81 years old. Three sons and a daughter survive as reported by the NY Times. A great man was taken from us too soon. He touched countless lives with …
Read More »IRAN: FAMOUS MOVIE SHOW HORSE STONED TO DEATH FOR BEING HOMOSEXUAL
Tehran | One of the most famous horses in the movie history, Sea biscuit (real name ‘Two Step Too’) has been stoned to death today for his participation in homosexual acts with another horse considered to be haraam and prohibited by the Qur’ran. The crown price of Iran, Rezs Pahlavi, …
Read More »Neil Patrick Harris: “I had an affair with Bernie Sanders in 1989”.
Reporters were left puzzled yesterday after the actor Neil Patrick Harris went off the script on the set of ‘A Series of An Unfortunate Events’ while giving an interview, spiraling into some sort of politically charged rant against one political candidate. “One minute he was talking about his role as …
Read More »Wanda Sykes to star in Mandalorian season 2 Star Wars Spin Off.
While details are scarce about the most recent Star Wars spin off update, cheers for diversity can be heard at LucasFilm headquarters today. Film producer Kathleen Kennedy and Jon Favreau at Disney together announced the monumental decision to cast Wanda Sykes, a multi talented gay and African American woman as …
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