He complained so much we just gave him Zelda – Nintendo on Leguizamo. Great news, the Mario movie has spawned so much success that they are creating a multiverse. The next one being an untitled Zelda movie. While we do not yet know the name, or story of the movie, …
Read More »James Gunn: I fired Henry Cavill for a new femboi look: Elliot Page does it!
This is a guest post as read by Geralt of Rivia. Scroll down for the audio. In a shocking turn of events we find out why Henry Cavill was fired. Apparently it was more than just his refusal to get political. Yes, the Man of Steel may just be too, …
Read More »To fight Russias anti LGBT stance – Capcom / Marvel make Colossus LGBT
Take that, Putin. Russia is not quiet about their anti-LGBT stance, going so far as to completely remove any and all traces of LBGT from childhood education and learning. So Marvel and Capcom decided to team up yet again and do something about it. Russia is proud of only a …
Read More »Victoria’s Secret hires first-ever furry model
Victoria’s Secret has reportedly hired its first-ever furry model — less than a year since the lingerie company came under fire after an executive made remarks about furry people walking in its annual fashion show.Our first ever furry model, named SausyBetaZer, has been a dominating Force on the internet, with …
Read More »Tech Giants cancel Stormy Daniels: “she’s only acting with straight white males in her movies”
A furious Mark Zuckerberg said “No more racism” as he removed Stormy Daniels from his platform today citing bigotry and racism. The reason? Her lack of diversity hiring in her films. Making her the 23rd actress canceled this month for failing to meet Amazon and Netflix new standard when producing …
Read More »Riots in Italy over Chris Pratt: “He can’t play Mario he’s Norwegian”
Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World star Chris Pratt will play Mario in Nintendo’s upcoming animated Super Mario movie, which will release in cinemas during “holiday 2022”. But not if Italy citizens have their way. Italian Police body camera footage from the scene outside the Italian Historical society on …
Read More »Letters surface. Love affair between Eazy-E and Betty White show shes had AIDS For 29 years.
TMZ has just reported that a bed and breakfast in Hollywood called Phat Don’s has unearthed the most unusual thing. Letters tucked away in their attic recently found by the maid, written from Betty White to Eazy-E. How they got there is anybody’s guess but the contents are most explosive. …
Read More »BLM: “Amazon better cast Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol or else”
In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they “change the cast of LOTR” or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control “strike” over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: “As …
Read More »YouTubers Tricked Carole Baskin Into Giving Her First Major Interview Since ‘Tiger King’ By Pretending To Be Jimmy Fallon.
Tiger King’s Carole Baskin was recently tricked into giving her first interview since the Netflix docuseries aired.
Read More »JK Rowling arrested over hate speech – books being removed from some schools
Not all is jolly in London. While the police have fined JK Rowling several times for retrospective racism, the arrest however comes after a field reporter of ours wore a wire during a meeting over tea. Field reporter Sara Sanger wore a wired recording device while under cover, proposing a …
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