CNN host Don Lemon showed terrible colors on Saturday — by mocking Trump supporters, calling them “hillbillies”. It all began on Lemon’s show after he criticized Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. They later described Trump supporters as illiterate “credulous boomer rubes,” which drove Lemon into a laughing fit for some …
Read More »Richard Bachman wanted for questioning by FBI – writings linked to alt right fascists and killers. $20,000 reward
Have you heard of a gentleman named Richard Bachman? Have you seen him? The FBI has recently upgraded him from a person of interest, to wanted for questioning. He was last seen on 11/22/2019 at a democratic nominee convention sporting a “Bernie or bust” shirt while promoting his book Rage. …
Read More »WHAT?! ASPCA caves to BLM, hires Michael Vick as spokesperson
The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same …
Read More »Study: 93% of men that wear skinny jeans find other men attractive
Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …
Read More »Disney casting Idris Elba / Zoe Saldana as the next Wolverine (trangender) in 2022 X-men reboot.
Rawwwwr! Watch out Sabertooth there’s a new X-man in town, and she’s not a man, man. That’s right, as confusing as it may sound, Disney is battling for equality in new and exciting ways, and breaking down gender roles in the process. Rumor that had a Young Logan to be …
Read More »Microsoft offering 6 months of Xbox Live for posting a profile photo in drag to promote LBGTQ community
After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 …
Read More »CDC shuts down Cardi B concert amid herpes outbreak
NY – after Cardi B’s installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B’s mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get “sprayed” to the point …
Read More »Giants MetLife Stadium “we had to go $25 for a hot dog”
MetLife Stadium East Rutherford New Jersey – home of the New York football Giants and the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets announced a policy change this week charging an absurd amount for food, drinks and more at the already overpriced Stadium. Associate executive of Stadium sales and distribution Michael McCarthy had …
Read More »Alex Jones Permanently Banned From Infowars
Its been a tough month and even a year for Alex Jones. Of all media outlets, Infowars has now joined the massive list of growing companies to have banned Alex Jones from their platforms citing violations of their terms and conditions. Apple, Spotify, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, Xhamster, and now Info …
Read More »J.R.R. Tolkien dead at 81 years old.
LONDON — J. R. R Tolkien, hero, scholar and author of “The Lord of the Rings,” died in Bournemouth. He was 81 years old. Three sons and a daughter survive as reported by the NY Times. A great man was taken from us too soon. He touched countless lives with …
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