Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she …
Read More »BLM / Antifa request National Anthem be replaced by N.W.A.’s ‘f**k tha police’
There is growing outrage over calls by BLM activists, historians and journalists to replace The Star Spangled Banner as the national anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key, and potentially replace it with N.W.A.’s “f**k tha police”. Outrage as activists and journalists say the Star Spangled …
Read More »YouTubers Tricked Carole Baskin Into Giving Her First Major Interview Since āTiger Kingā By Pretending To Be Jimmy Fallon.
Tiger Kingās Carole Baskin was recently tricked into giving her first interview since the Netflix docuseries aired.
Read More »JK Rowling arrested over hate speech – books being removed from some schools
Not all is jolly in London. While the police have fined JK Rowling several times for retrospective racism, the arrest however comes after a field reporter of ours wore a wire during a meeting over tea. Field reporter Sara Sanger wore a wired recording device while under cover, proposing a …
Read More »Google may lockout users from Gmail/YouTube until they show proof of vaccination against Covid19.
Genius Founder of Google Larry Page is fighting the covid19 virus by brute force, because they really do care. “Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what’s best for everyone. Our push creates a safe populace.” says Google CEO. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he …
Read More »Twitter Plans on limiting users to one tweet per month if they refuse to vaccinate against the Corona virus.
Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China virus”, …
Read More »Xbox may ban gamers that fail to receive future Corona vaccines
Nothing surprises us anymore. In and outlandish move, xbox CEO Phil Spencer is recommending a ban or restriction from the xbox and online gameplay if gamers do not participate in the up-and-coming covid 19 vaccine cure. The CEO States users will have their Xbox Live accounts restored once proof of …
Read More »Facebook to impose 30 day bans for those who refuse Corona vaccine
Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …
Read More »SURPRISE: Deniro’s wife makes appearance at Drag Queen Story Hour – Long Island
Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …
Read More »NO WAY: Trump set to pardon Joe Exotic pending new federal investigation
Sometimes all you need to to is ask and you shall receive. But this? Amazing. Netflix’sĀ āTiger Kingā Joe Exotic has askedĀ President TrumpĀ to pardon him of hisĀ convictionĀ for a murder-for-hireĀ plot just days after filing a $94 million lawsuit against former colleagues and several entities within the United States government. “Mr. President, I …
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