He complained so much we just gave him Zelda – Nintendo on Leguizamo. Great news, the Mario movie has spawned so much success that they are creating a multiverse. The next one being an untitled Zelda movie. While we do not yet know the name, or story of the movie, …
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This is a guest post as read by Geralt of Rivia. Scroll down for the audio. In a shocking turn of events we find out why Henry Cavill was fired. Apparently it was more than just his refusal to get political. Yes, the Man of Steel may just be too, …
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Disney head concept artist Darneeka Jones was given the green light by top executives to release character art for the titled Capitan America spinoff Bucky and Cap: Muddy waters with the bigot brigade. Darneeka says in a 22 word tweet ” I’m just doing my job and I’d do it …
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Its only fair states Amazon’s top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol “or else”. I am just not …
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Its only fair states Amazon’s top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol “or else”. I am just not …
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Take that, Putin. Russia is not quiet about their anti-LGBT stance, going so far as to completely remove any and all traces of LBGT from childhood education and learning. So Marvel and Capcom decided to team up yet again and do something about it. Russia is proud of only a …
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A furious Mark Zuckerberg said “No more racism” as he removed Stormy Daniels from his platform today citing bigotry and racism. The reason? Her lack of diversity hiring in her films. Making her the 23rd actress canceled this month for failing to meet Amazon and Netflix new standard when producing …
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An army of sadistic alien’s who resemble clowns land their circus tent ship in the bustling NYC in hopes to help bring the joy of books to our youngest readers at local libraries with a new program entitled “Killer Clown Story time”. One of the Killer Clowns named Slim was …
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TMZ has just reported that a bed and breakfast in Hollywood called Phat Don’s has unearthed the most unusual thing. Letters tucked away in their attic recently found by the maid, written from Betty White to Eazy-E. How they got there is anybody’s guess but the contents are most explosive. …
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In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they “change the cast of LOTR” or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control “strike” over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: “As …
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