I believe it was the wise monk known as āSlim Shadyā who said, āIām 28, they gonā take you fore they take meā. Alas, times have changed.Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds whoāve f***d a bunch of strangerās moms. But moreĀ importantly, because lack of willing participants, …
Read More »Biden executive order to ban Tetris from being sold or played inĀ USA – replaced with Dr. mario
Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It’s now under fire.While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say:Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don’t play second fiddle to that. Their are not many things that Russia’s …
Read More »Tech giants attack Kids Wearing Trump T-Shirts w/ Prez
It appears Amazon and Facebook aren’t playing with these trolls. Facebook is banning them (and their family members). Amazon refuses to hire any of them, with other retail outlets following suit. Yikes. U.S. President Joe Biden was trolled on social media after a picture showing him surrounded with kids wearing …
Read More »Biden & Kamala send troops to Lybia to free black slaves
The Biden administration decided to do the right thing. And we couldn’t be happier. Colonial era slavery exist today. Time to end it. Thanks Joe. A fiery Joe Biden had this to say: “Recently, CNN released footage of Black Africans being sold into slavery in Libya, many of whom are …
Read More »BLM: Biden admin at least “thinking about” painting the White House darker to promote healing
We spoke with the BLM today where member and Brooklyn BLM Cofounder Juanita Jenkins informed us that the color change for the White House may be going splendidly. “There are still shootings occurring in which an armed white individual might shoot an unarmed colored individual with the intention to kill. …
Read More »Whitehouse & Ashley Madison: “Get the vax and we guarantee more cougars”
Starting this week, the White House is hoping Americans smash desperate housewives for Covid vaccines, partnering with Ashley Madison to offer incentives. “Life is short” Joe Biden says, “why not boost your chances of extramarital Bliss by getting the shot today”. What he is referring to is a Whitehouse endorsed …
Read More »JUST IN: Michelle Obama selected as Biden VP – promises transgender rights champion
In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us, Biden NEEDS a VP worth a damn!” After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“. Ellen and Michael rise …
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