Transgender runner CeCe eligible for Olympics – must lower testosterone via scrapbooking / yoga exercises Were transgender runner CeCe Telfer’s Olympic dreams put on hold? To be eligible to compete for an event under the requirements, Telfer would’ve had to suppress her testosterone levels (below the 5 nmol/L threshold) and …
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Strong trans women refusing to sleep with men until they become more tolerant of minorities and it’s powerful AF.
That’s right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) and her girls are taking a stand for minorities Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by …
Read More »Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush a “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull.
Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush some “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull. Move over ladies boxing. The Olympics just got that much more interesting as transgender boxer Falon Fox joins the ranks. Fallon Fox, the first MMA fighter to come out as transgender, once fractured …
Read More »Female Weightlifter ruptures Testicle Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics
Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she …
Read More »Whitehouse & Ashley Madison: “Get the vax and we guarantee more cougars”
Starting this week, the White House is hoping Americans smash desperate housewives for Covid vaccines, partnering with Ashley Madison to offer incentives. “Life is short” Joe Biden says, “why not boost your chances of extramarital Bliss by getting the shot today”. What he is referring to is a Whitehouse endorsed …
Read More »Dr. Fauci: “medical Anal plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.”
Dr. Fauci: “medical Anal plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as one …
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