Terhan – Today executioners for the Disciplinary Force of the Islamic Republic of Iran amputated the left hand of a man over his chronic masturbation habits while observing the religious period Of Ramadan, the most holy of times for Muslims. The most grand of Mosques in the Terhan area was …
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Bernie and AOC propose new bill releasing ANY minority inmate meeting two requirements
Do you have a loved one who is incarcerated? Is he a minority? Is he over the age of 45 or under the age of 19? Has he spent five or more years behind bars with no behavioral incidents? If he is a minority who fits one of these stipulations …
Read More »Georgia pro life Gov. Kemp to enact state wide pit bull ban after tragic nursery accident
Augusta | Governor Kemp is making waves for the pro life movement again today, but not in the traditional sense. Last Tuesday the state witnessed one of the greatest one day abortion records in State history as the Augusta Planned Parenthood preformed a record 13 abortions in one day, only …
Read More »IRAN: FAMOUS MOVIE SHOW HORSE STONED TO DEATH FOR BEING HOMOSEXUAL
Tehran | One of the most famous horses in the movie history, Sea biscuit (real name ‘Two Step Too’) has been stoned to death today for his participation in homosexual acts with another horse considered to be haraam and prohibited by the Qur’ran. The crown price of Iran, Rezs Pahlavi, …
Read More »Neil Patrick Harris: “I had an affair with Bernie Sanders in 1989”.
Reporters were left puzzled yesterday after the actor Neil Patrick Harris went off the script on the set of ‘A Series of An Unfortunate Events’ while giving an interview, spiraling into some sort of politically charged rant against one political candidate. “One minute he was talking about his role as …
Read More »After CNN remarks on Donald Trump’s manhood – presidential medical exam confirms 10″ penis – With video
As absurd as it sounds, Trump’s penis has been covered by the mainstream news quite a bit. CNN literally wrote about it here and here among many other media sources. But it came as a shock to read about the presidential phallus in the White House medical exam earlier this …
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Propose a Nationwide Wood Stove ban
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is taking a page out of the 2012 EPA playbook. Doubling down on the original regulations and proposing a bill that will outright ban all wood burning stoves by 2020. She held a rally outside of capitol hill today with one main goal in mind: The health of …
Read More »Wanda Sykes to star in Mandalorian season 2 Star Wars Spin Off.
While details are scarce about the most recent Star Wars spin off update, cheers for diversity can be heard at LucasFilm headquarters today. Film producer Kathleen Kennedy and Jon Favreau at Disney together announced the monumental decision to cast Wanda Sykes, a multi talented gay and African American woman as …
Read More »FAKE NEWS – Biden’s campaign irate over phony campaign shirt many news outlets thought was real
Joe Biden’s campaign is livid and for good reason, they are victims of a fake news conundrum. There are phony campaign shirts in circulation mocking the hopeful candidate and they were mistakenly displayed by several mainstream news outlets and thousands of affiliates. CNN and ABC both displayed shirts labeled Joe …
Read More »Hollywood — Brie Larson (written out of Avengers) working with Alt-right Richard Spencer on new documentary
Last month our offices received an anonymous story which we wrote off as rabble rousing by internet users, but two very interesting sources have came to our field reporter and chief editor Marc Stiffener confirming what our tipster wrote. Sources say Brie Larson is being written out of the avengers …
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