Orlando Florida – Kimberly Wolcott of Shady Acres Nursing Home was arrested early Monday morning at her place of residence on multiple counts of endangering the welfare of the elderly as well as sexual assault and sex trafficking. In total there were 15 victims, all patients of her place of …
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Man thrown out of Golden Corral for eating over 40 lbs of food
In Upstate New York an Albany man is suing the local all-you-can-eat buffet chain Golden Corral for 1.5 million dollars, citing false advertisement after literally being thrown out of the building for eating over 40 lbs of food. According to patrons and close friends of the Man, 42 year old …
Read More »Man with Alzheimer’s disease dies after receiving 7 free flu vaccinations
Bloomington Indiana | The unthinkable happened earlier this month when 83 year old Martin Rutherford died of an adverse reaction caused from this year’s flu vaccine. Martin Rutherford who was in the moderate stages of Alzheimer’s disease was only recently stripped of his right to drive his daughter Melissa Rutherford …
Read More »President Trump grants minority status to persecuted “want to be” class
After years of uphill battle, the much persecuted “want-to-be / wannabe” class composed of primarily Caucasian youth has reached an apex. Today Donald Trump has signed into law through executive order, a new bill granting minority status to all Caucasian youth identifying as “Urban”, and or Caucasians with a deep …
Read More »Saudi woman dies after husband leaves her in hot car with windows up
Medina – Saudi Arabia. A 12 year-old woman was left in a 1994 Pontiac Bonneville at a downtown hummus Factory for 8 hours today, resulting in her death. The Saudi Arabian authorities state twelve-year-old old Fetite Hannoush died of heat stroke and Hyperthermia after spending almost nine hours locked in …
Read More »Woman loses sight in one eye after sibling plays prank with his ejaculate for viral video
Arkansas | A Little Rock woman, Peggy O’ Shanty has lost virtually all sight in her left eye after a practical joke goes awry. Peggy, a 27 year-old Little Rock native was sleeping in the back of the families pop up camper when her brother, 27 year old Dennis O’Shanty …
Read More »Cleveland woman arrested for duct taping a 4 month old baby to a wall for 13 hours.
Cleveland Ohio | A 32 year old Cleveland woman has been arrested today and charged with several accounts of child abuse, endangering the welfare of a child, negligence and being under the influence of illegal substance, all while allegedly duct taping an infant to a bedroom wall. Darneeka Jones, 25 …
Read More »Man faces divorce after faking deafness the last 10 years of his marriage
PENNSYLVANIA | ALLENTOWN A gentleman from Allentown faces divorce this week after his spouse found out that he may not actually be deaf, allegedly faking it for the past 10 years of their marriage. In 2008 Michael Keegan suffered a debilitating ear injury in a down town steel mill that …
Read More »Beto O’Rourke: “Facebook / Xbox trolls would be jailed up to five years if I have my way”
In an exclusive interview with Beto O’Rourke, we sat down with him to find out what exactly grinds the Democrats gears and he was pretty straightforward: “Trolls”. And he plans on stripping down the “outdated First Amendment”, stating that any offensive content shared by the web that causes any other …
Read More »After 30 years in prison for sexual abuse of the mentally retarded — Jenny Curran is pardoned by President Trump.
More than 30 years ago a scandal that shocked the nation is finally getting some closure as Donald Trump pardoned Jenny Curran from Bedford Womens State Prison today after pressure to reform prison by Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. For those unfamiliar with the story Miss Curan had a shaky …
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