The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same …

Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …

Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A’s will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they’ve agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour …

Rawwwwr! Watch out Sabertooth there’s a new X-man in town, and she’s not a man, man. That’s right, as confusing as it may sound, Disney is battling for equality in new and exciting ways, and breaking down gender roles in the process. Rumor that had a Young Logan to be …

In a bombshell wikileak, classified emails from the then 2010 POTUS Barack Obama show the president colluding with the Surgeon General to have 37 States pump copious amounts of soy to the inmate population for what experts believe to be an elaborate ploy to control population growth. All this through …

Syracuse NY – a man clings to life support after conracting E. Coli fromm one of the most probable sources: his wifes fecal matter. Johnathan Westcott and his wife Maria wanted to introduce something new to thier love life and after talking with friends and familiy he decided (with his …

After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 …

NY – after Cardi B’s installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B’s mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get “sprayed” to the point …

Atlanta Georgia – a seventeen-year-old Make-A-Wish Foundation teenager shocked the foundation by reportedly wishing for a private show from the popular pornographic actress Stormy Daniels, as well as a “happy ending” whatever that may entail. Bryon Singer, who is currently suffering from a life-threatening case of engorged testicles from the …

The Hogettes — a group of male Washington Redskins fans who wear women’s dresses and pig snouts to NFL games to cheer on their beloved Redskins are being discriminated against in one of the worst ways imaginable, by being banned from entry to all 32 NFL stadiums in a move …