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Starting this week, the White House is hoping Americans smash desperate housewives for Covid vaccines, partnering with Ashley Madison to offer incentives.
“Life is short” Joe Biden says, “why not boost your chances of extramarital Bliss by getting the shot today”.
What he is referring to is a Whitehouse endorsed incentive on Ashley Madison by uploading your vaccination certificate to the website after you make a profile. By doing so you become a super user… And your profile is boosted and seen by millions more members for free. The White House has only allocated 50 million in tax dollars to Ashley Madison for this incentive.
Ashley Madison is notorious for the discreet dating app they created which leads married couples to adultery. “But if you want the really good cougars you need to get the shot” Biden says.
Ashley Madison website boasts this motto:
Millions of people just like you are looking for a discreet connection
Every day, people just like you join the Ashley Madison network to find discreet relationships of all kinds. Married, attached, looking to explore, or just curious to discover what’s out there – Ashley Madison is the leading discreet, like-minded dating community in the world.
What do you think of this incentive. Worth the shot ? Hmmm.
