Genius Founder of Google Larry Page is fighting the covid19 virus by brute force, because they really do care. “Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what’s best for everyone. Our push creates a safe populace.” says Google CEO. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he …
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Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China virus”, …
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Pay pal CEO Daniel Schulman is stepping in to ensure mandatory Covid19 vaccine schedules are adhered to, by implementing a spending cap of $100 per month for users who fail to vaccinate on time. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …
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Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …
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