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Shaker Heights – Ohio. The oldest animal in the world, a 184 year old tortoise named Terry, was accidentally killed today at the O.K. Animal Corral in downtown Shaker Heights. A Cleveland woman was arrested late this afternoon outside of the OK, charged with animal cruelty and a host of …
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