Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …
Read More »New study claims marijuana use may lead to homosexuality
UCLA’s Medical Science Department led by scientific professor and Scholar Hans Juergen released a 247 page scholarly medical article loosely relating recreational marijuana use to it then creating a yearning for homosexual activity. Doctor Juergen’s hypothesis stems around the oral fixation one gets from inhaling marijuana smoke from fixed paraphernalia …
Read More »VIDEO: Michelle commits to running on Ellen show – highlights transgender campaign
In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us”? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“. Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, …
Read More »Gov. Newsom Orders National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise “or else”
In a both bold and stunning political parlay California Governor Gavin Newsom Orders the Cal National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise to its members “or else”. Governor Gavin Newsom ordered the States reserved armed forces to immediately offer LGBTQ-sensitive attire or he is going to double down by letting his …
Read More »Gender neutral couple hospitalized & jailed after getting head stuck in partner
MA – A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling “an unnatural and lascivious act with …
Read More »IRAN: FAMOUS MOVIE SHOW HORSE STONED TO DEATH FOR BEING HOMOSEXUAL
Tehran | One of the most famous horses in the movie history, Sea biscuit (real name ‘Two Step Too’) has been stoned to death today for his participation in homosexual acts with another horse considered to be haraam and prohibited by the Qur’ran. The crown price of Iran, Rezs Pahlavi, …
Read More »Iranian scientist believes he has discovered a cure to homosexuality
Iran – Dr. Mohammad Saladin and his veteran team of researchers are all smiles today at the Iranian Institute for religious science. Saladin and his team claimed to remove and cure symptoms of homosexuality completely if treated at a young age. The proprietary inoculation stems from a research article published …
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