Georgia governor Kemp penned a bill today that will force females looking to get an abortion to first spend one full night and an old Insane Asylum notorious for being haunted by the ghosts of over 60 fetuses. The Tubman house (named after Harriet Tubman), was a nonprofit mental institution …
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MA – A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling “an unnatural and lascivious act with …
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Cleveland Ohio | A 32 year old Cleveland woman has been arrested today and charged with several accounts of child abuse, endangering the welfare of a child, negligence and being under the influence of illegal substance, all while allegedly duct taping an infant to a bedroom wall. Darneeka Jones, 25 …
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Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion. An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she …
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