I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed.Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, …
Read More »In honor of pride month COD chat lobby vets will be after your dad instead of your mom
We don’t discriminate, says viperlord69420. “We’re not that type of community and we don’t tolerate bigotry. So during the month of June the top 50 clans have committed to shagging your dad instead of your mom after each victory.” Activision spokesperson says that’s all fine and dandy. And for the …
Read More »Russian soldier caught biting flesh from comrade after being stationed in Chernobyl Nuclear plant. COD Zombies?
Kyiv and Lviv, UkraineRussian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world’s worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials.Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it’s turning into… something else. After just …
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