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BREAKING: The man pictured, Max Cady is wanted and extremely dangerous. He has changed his appearance some since this last known photo. Police have reason to believe that he has since paid a dentist to grind down his teeth. He has grown his hair out to shoulder length and has …
Read More »BREAKING: Wanted convict on the run: Crimes include murder & child molestation. Not a good swimmer.
