NY – after Cardi B’s installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B’s mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get “sprayed” to the point …
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In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us”? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“. Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, …
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More than 30 years ago a scandal that shocked the nation is finally getting some closure as Donald Trump pardoned Jenny Curran from Bedford Womens State Prison today after pressure to reform prison by Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. For those unfamiliar with the story Miss Curan had a shaky …
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