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A group of Coptic Christian fighters in the Egyptian town of Minya have liberated a cluster of farms near the city of Cairo last Wednesday.
The Freedom Fighters have claimed to free more than 300 sheep and 100 goats from the Muslim Brotherhood. The Muslim Brotherhood, which openly claimed to use the animals as sex slaves for their potentially designated terrorist organization claims the animals are good for their soldiers morale.
U.S. President Donald J. Trump is urging the State Department to designate the Muslim Brotherhood a foreign terrorist organization (FTO) stating:
These men are bad people. The Brotherhood and its followers have been persecuting Coptic Christians in Egypt for ever. They just slaughter them and destroy their churches. It has to stop. Now. Christians are paying a heavy price, with scores of their most sacred buildings and monuments being systematically destroyed by members of the Muslim Brotherhood in what some Coptic leaders are calling an attempt at ethnic cleansing.
The Muslim Brotherhood was given great power in 2012 by then president Barack Obama. The aid was part of $1 billion in assistance that the Obama administration had pledged to Egypt at a time when the Brotherhood was in power. The brotherhood still enjoys the remnants of that billion dollars, and has left a paper trail of money right to several animal brothel hot beds.
Coptic Christian fighters made an announcement this morning that they liberated one large Village which contained the cluster of farms and subsequent animal brothels operated by the terrorist organization.
Special Forces Coptic Christian freedom fighter Adawh Folaji describes the conditions in which the animals were in. Viewer discretion is advised. These ground soldiers were the first point of contact and their stories are not for the faint of heart. Folaji recalls:
The poor Beasts were crammed into a multitude of smaller partitioned rooms with nothing but baby bottles of old and rancid goat’s milk, dirty mattresses and used condoms. Empty tubes of KY Jelly paint a picture of what horrors those poor animals had to endure.
Civilians were also interviewed who had Direct knowledge of the terrorist operations, who told the Tribune that some of the more popular sheep had intercourse with more than 50 Muslim Brotherhood members in one day.
Naji Shatak, a local veterinarian the Brotherhood used to treat the animals for STD’s tells us:
This place is incredibly busy and these poor animals will never be the same. That Dolly there, her stomach actually had to be pumped last week to remove one 1/2 gallon of semen, she was very ill and we found that the excess semen created digestive issues for her. She almost died.
The animals will be transported to a shelter for sexually abused animals in Istanbul, where they will eventually be rehabilitated.
The rehabilitated animals will then be re-gifted to loving families who have lost loved ones to the terrorist organization as support animals to nurture in their time of need.
Bestiality is a common practice for Islamic terrorists, as animals are thought to be lesser and submissive according to them, and In the Heat of battle they believe they are all deserving.
Several animal rights groups claim that Islamic terrorists are holding between 50,000 and 80,000 animals in total as sex slaves for their pleasure inside brothels all over terrorist funded hotbeds.
Most alarming still is how the terrorists continue to get funding for such things, and many are now pointing to Iran as one of the bigger donors as Obama no longer has control of tax payer dollars.
Stay tuned for updates to this story as it happens.
