NYC hosts 1st Killer Clown Story Time for little boys

An army of sadistic alien’s who resemble clowns land their circus tent ship in the bustling NYC in hopes to help bring the joy of books to our youngest readers at local libraries with a new program entitled “Killer Clown Story time”.

One of the Killer Clowns named Slim was seen today at Brooklyn’s downtown Library entertaining a group of Children before reading to them. Slim began a wonderful shadow puppet display including a rabbit, an elephant, and finally George Washington and his crew slow dancing with each other on a boat down the Delaware River. It was remarkable.

One of the books Slim will read later today is “Red, A Crayon’s Story,” by Michael Ball. The plot is described online as:

“a blue crayon mistakenly labeled as ‘red’ suffers an identity crisis and colors ‘zerself’ orange and has the ‘crayon dr’ rip of all of its paper to show the world in this picture book” by the New York Times–bestselling author.

Slim’s Clown friend code named Fatso, a Orange Haired Vixen, spoke with us briefly, saying they plan to “harvest the child inhabitants fear and insecurities to use as emotional sustenance to improve their fellow clowns, and also in hopes to make more Jr. Clowns too” Fatso mentioned.

After the stories are read, children will be invited to make crafts at the front corner of Library with Slim and Fatso who will be teaching the kids to construct an ‘Ahnel beaded necklaces — beaded small beads to big’ which they say they can teach the kids to use at their next showing at the ‘hop house’.

The Hop House as they describe it is an underground Performing Arts Center for out-of-work male actors. Tickets are normally $15 a piece but children who come unaccompanied get in for free.

“If you boil the program down into a nutshell, the program is a character dressed up in a costume with makeup who is reading stories to kids with positive themes and delicious chicken,” said Chick-fil-A’s very own front man Dan Cathy, who has decided to sponsor the entire event with free Chicken for all attendees.

“Some of those themes are be true to yourself, love those who are different, walking in their shoes, **children will have an opportunity to try high heels** inclusion, and being a good friend. Those are the kind of stories we are talking about,” Cathy concluded.

Thoughts??