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Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion.
An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she can relay to other women that abortions are not only safe but healthy.
The record breaking abortion was preformed at the Rae ‘fredrick’ Quan Heath Clinic in downtown Brooklyn NY. Darneeka’s abortion was completed in 4 consecutive trips due to the age of the fetus, reaching 28 weeks.
It has been rumored that Gov. Cuomo himself could be inviting her to a visit to his mansion to see how her spirits are and to congratulate her on her monumental milestone — News affiliate KBT69 reports.
Reporters got a kick out of her comments and Miss Darneeka’s charismatic way. “If abortion is murder then move over Bonnie and Clyde because I just beat your high score” she joked as she sipped from her apple juice box.
Activist Bridgett Stonybrooke the previous record holder reached out to Lampoon for comment and had this to say:
Darneeka’s record should be null and void as her 1st abortion was done in her back yard. There is YouTube footage of her repeatedly belly flopping off the diving board into her ‘section 8 subsidized’ in-ground pool until the job was done.
The Pro-Choice movement leaders are comparing her to a modern day Rosa Parks mixed with Margaret Sanger. And while cheers are coming from all over the city today, a very modest and humble Darneeka says shes not a hero, but just another girl caught in the struggle of trying to make the world a brighter and better place.
Lucky # 16.