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Sometimes all you need to to is ask and you shall receive. But this? Amazing. Netflix’s “Tiger King” Joe Exotic has asked President Trump to pardon him of his conviction for a murder-for-hire plot just days after filing a $94 million lawsuit against former colleagues and several entities within the United States government.
“Mr. President, I am pleading with you to please have this looked into.”
– Joseph “Joe Exotic” Maldonado-Passage
Donald Trump Jr. joked while telling us that he watched the Netflix documentary “Tiger King” in just two sittings, eluding that he could lobby for his father to pardon Joe Exotic. What we thought was a joke materialized into much more.
Maldonado-Passage was found guilty in 2019 of paying a hitman $3,000 to kill animal rights activist Carole Baskin, who is also a large-cat lover and operates Big Cat Rescue in Tampa, Fla. (The hitman-for-hire did not carry out the act.) In post on his Facebook page, it was revealed that he was filing a $94 million law suit against Lowe and the US Fish and Wildlife Service.
One of his more recent Tweets shows that the President was no fan of the shows Carole Baskins.
Another interesting Facebook post comes from Carole herself, where she comments on both her septic tank and sardine oil which may have been a tipping point for the ever vocal President.
Donald Trump had another cryptic message to his beautiful wife intercepted by Wikileaks today which leads us to belive this Pardon may actually be happening.
Listen babe, Joe’s nutty, but that Carole is a psychopath who clearly murdered her husband. What is up with the trailing-off, nervous, voice? The hippy-like head band of flowers, etc? Lady, you are far from peaceful, so stop putting on that act.
Now as for her late husband. She didn’t act upset at all, after the death of her husband, but did act really odd and guilty. You’re a murderer, lady! It’s so obvious. I can definitely see why people hate and dislike her, but wanting to kill her is WAY over the line. Baskin is so guilty she goes down. We will investigate and we will give Joe more credibility. The witch Carol baskins killed her husband and fed him to the Tigers. She is going to be investigated.
Joe isn’t perfect by no means but my agents tell me Joe was making too much money from telling everyone he wanted her dead. The Youtube videos of those death threats was the shtick. Maybe pardon post quarantine? Love you hun. Thanks for making the White House beautiful again! But I wish we could get the smell of that fried food out of the couch! Last tenants…. woof.
In case you are interested, there are actually betting sites where you can wager on weather or not Trump will follow through with a presidential pardon however the odds are against Joe at this present time. Place your bet: Odds Joe “Tiger King” Exotic Is Pardoned by Trump Set at +575.
Good Luck Joe!
