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In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us, Biden NEEDS a VP worth a damn!”
After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“.
Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, Ellen with her free hand points to Michelle, and with that big Ellen smile mouths the words ” yes she can”. This, this is going to be amazing. There is no way Joe loses now.
Joe Biden promised he was choosing a woman for VP and he did not disappoint.
So why is the transsexual crowd in such a frenzy? Well in the same episode of Ellen, Michelle Obama also pledged her undying support to LBGT rights, exclusively, transsexual rights. Also Michelle may have hinted at what many believe — that the former first lady has been secretly struggling as a post-op transgender woman.
In a land where our waters are polluted by chemicals creating asexual animals (and gay frogs), and the food we eat is tainted by pesticides and Plastics creating birth disorders, it’s no longer a surprise that Michelle Obama, a Klinefelter syndrome Survivor, is demanding more rights in the undying fight for equality and freedom.
But the LBGTQ crowd is somewhat divided and not all are in support for the potential VP. Dongwater339 of LBGTQBBQ4ME.COM says “She will NEVER be one of us until she says goodbye to Mr. Winkie” what ever that means. So clearly there is still an internal struggle inside the DNC camp.
Outed by former comedian Joan Rivers who was dispatched shortly after, the former first lady wanted to come clean about a few things.
https://youtu.be/LjQ8LyFP0SY
I don’t want to hide it anymore. Joanne Rivers put it out there and why should we try to suppress her words when she was only trying to help me.
Look at my shoulders. Look at my hands. Look at my goddamn Adam’s apple! We are people too. You have no idea what it’s like having a bigger penis than Barry. That’s something he and I, mainly he… struggles with almost every night of the week.
https://youtu.be/CJB33gdHPiE
The celebrity audience included the daughter of Joan Rivers who donated $300,000 to the war chest of Michelle Obama in a move she called both “Brave and stunning”.
While the LBGTQ crowd may have found their 2020 VP Champion it’s still a long and uphill battle for Michelle who says the real fight is only just beginning. “Trump is a formidable foe. It’s not going to be easy” she concluded before walking off the stage in her fishnet stockings and stiletto shoes.
